With all of our lives turned upside down by the coronavirus outbreak and with us all about to start our seventh weekend of lockdown we are very conscious that sometimes the news is a little depressing and down and we all need to have a smile too.
That said we have dug deep into the Christmas stocking present pile and found the Dad Jokes book to try and put a smile on your face. Let us know in the comments how we did, or share your best dad joke with us, who knows we may just give you some more!!
They don’t show the Flintstones in Dubai, but Abu Dhabi do.
Did you hear about the magician who uses chocolate in his magic act? He’s always got a couple of twix up his sleeve.
I once saved Meatloaf from choking on a piece of German sausage. He thanked me afterwards. “You took the wurst right out of my mouth.”
Thieves broke into the trophy room at Oxford United’s ground and stole everything. Police are looking out for a gang carrying a yellow and blue carpet.
My girlfriend gets really annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I’ve added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria than ever.
I used to have a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathmachicken.
A man went into a library and asked, “Do you have any books on shelving?” The librarian said, “Yes, all of them.”
Anyone want to buy 100 Scotch Eggs and 150 bite size sausage rolls? I misread the headlines and thought everyone was picnic buying.
I said to the doctor: “People keep taking the mick out of me because I think I’m a cricket ball.” The doctor said: “How’s that?“ I said: “Don’t you start.”
I once had a chat with Elvis about certain supermarkets – Asda, Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Morrisons, Co-op, and Aldi. It was a Lidl-less Conversation.
